How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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