You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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