What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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