question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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