dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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