do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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