you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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