weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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