yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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