You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
