I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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