in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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