He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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