Well apparently he's into motor boating.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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