i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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