i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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