Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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