Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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