yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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