my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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