i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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