i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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