So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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