His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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