Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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