When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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