His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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