I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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