Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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