sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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