Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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