i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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