Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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