I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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