Porn is love you can see.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
