You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Less talking, more tequila
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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