Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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