Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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