I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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