Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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