is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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