I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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