I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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