there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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