And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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