Welp...herpes.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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