I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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