But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Actions speak louder than pants.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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