I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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