I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Randomize
